yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
This is my gift to your gina
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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