Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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