just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I didn't notice because vodka
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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