Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
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Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
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