I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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