he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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