He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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