I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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