I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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