Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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