I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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