you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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