apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
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No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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