so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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