He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
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We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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