i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
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After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I'm both gender and math confused
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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