Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
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Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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