Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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