wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
