Sry I called you an 8
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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