I hate all girls vehemently.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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