well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
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Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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