Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
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please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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