I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
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