She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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