am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
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No, drunk sperm still make babies.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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