he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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