i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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