I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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