im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
