The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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