He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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