dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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