ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
