i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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