So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Randomize
