Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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