The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Four minutes until I can fart!
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The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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