She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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