i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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