This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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