My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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