can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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