Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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