I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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