Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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