Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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