So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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