So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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