I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
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dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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