the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Come share oat with me in your robe
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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