You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
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