but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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