The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
