The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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