i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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