he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
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The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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