Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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